Hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick.
I want to look in the mirror and make sure I'm still dead in the eyes.
You think you can handle my section?
Uh, yeah, I think I can handle it.
Hey, Earl, I don't know if you noticed, but I'm running the whole diner right now. What, what?
The customer at table ten appears to be choking, and I would help,
but the last time I gave a white woman the heimlich, I did six months in the Birmingham city jail.
Oh, my God, are you choking? Oh, my god, I feel like you're choking!
Is anyone here a doctor? What am I saying? I forgot where I am.
Has anyone here ever seen Scrubs? What do you do when a girl is choking?
I just back up a few inches.
What do we do? What do we do? This woman is choking!
Thank you so much.
You're welcome. And feel free to tip me what you think your life's worth.
I feel 3 bucks coming my way.